Calling to order domestic cleaning and food, here in Battersea
I know that living here in Battersea can be a bit of a stretch, but in all fairness all of London is going through a rough patch I you know what I mean… Well, it is not so bad living here, especially if you are a man who enjoys his foods. I know a gyros place just down from my street, where they make fantastic doner kebabs, and I have to say, I am a man who enjoys his Arabian pastries!
But I have to admit, I don’t go out that much anymore, not since last time I was alone at night. I got mugged literally 50 feet from my tenement. They took my watch, me credit cards and my pride, well jokes on them I don’t have any pride. I lost it to my mother when I was just a little boy and was never able to retrieve it!
Don’t cry for me, I learned to live with my little problem. What she did you see, was that she would make me clean the entire house, as punishment nonetheless! I still think that in reality she was a very lazy housewife. But what can you expect from a raging alcoholic. But one thing that whole experience has thought me is that there isn’t anything in this world that can stop a man from doing what he loves best. Too bad cleaning is not one of them. Frankly speaking it is my least favorite household chore!
That is why I have decided to do all my domestic cleaning online. I am a regular at Maids of London, and by that I mean I use their services more than twice a month! It is a really great invention, the internet that is, for it can provide almost all kinds of services! If you want your house cleaned no problem, Google search it and it shall be there. Ordering food has never been easier, that we can all agree about. Even more ‘unorthodox’ services have been provided, like hiring your own hitman to whack somebody you don’t like. Well, those types of services are often associated to the so-called deep internet. It provides both stealth and security, and it assures weapon and drug peddlers their fair share of the action, with no immediate threat, as the one you might expect from real life interaction between customer and provider, but I digress.
The point is that the internet has made everything so easy, it is ridiculous! There are still some services you have to do outside the cyber realm of the internet, but in time I fell that all those will be a thing of the past. We are living in a progressive and dynamic society after all, and if we wish to strive for even greater level of excellence, we must discard all preconceived notions we may hold about service relationships. From the milk man to the news paper boy, we have slowly but surely started to decent into a newer and more efficient way of livi
But I have to admit, I don’t go out that much anymore, not since last time I was alone at night. I got mugged literally 50 feet from my tenement. They took my watch, me credit cards and my pride, well jokes on them I don’t have any pride. I lost it to my mother when I was just a little boy and was never able to retrieve it!
Don’t cry for me, I learned to live with my little problem. What she did you see, was that she would make me clean the entire house, as punishment nonetheless! I still think that in reality she was a very lazy housewife. But what can you expect from a raging alcoholic. But one thing that whole experience has thought me is that there isn’t anything in this world that can stop a man from doing what he loves best. Too bad cleaning is not one of them. Frankly speaking it is my least favorite household chore!
That is why I have decided to do all my domestic cleaning online. I am a regular at Maids of London, and by that I mean I use their services more than twice a month! It is a really great invention, the internet that is, for it can provide almost all kinds of services! If you want your house cleaned no problem, Google search it and it shall be there. Ordering food has never been easier, that we can all agree about. Even more ‘unorthodox’ services have been provided, like hiring your own hitman to whack somebody you don’t like. Well, those types of services are often associated to the so-called deep internet. It provides both stealth and security, and it assures weapon and drug peddlers their fair share of the action, with no immediate threat, as the one you might expect from real life interaction between customer and provider, but I digress.
The point is that the internet has made everything so easy, it is ridiculous! There are still some services you have to do outside the cyber realm of the internet, but in time I fell that all those will be a thing of the past. We are living in a progressive and dynamic society after all, and if we wish to strive for even greater level of excellence, we must discard all preconceived notions we may hold about service relationships. From the milk man to the news paper boy, we have slowly but surely started to decent into a newer and more efficient way of livi