Battersea enjoys Me, as i get some carpet cleaning done...
Having a dirty carpet is one of the worse things that could have happened to me right at this moment! As we all know one thing that really grinds my gears, is the fact that we have been so worried about the holiday food that we often forget to clean our beloved homes! I have a modern carpet in my living room den, and to tell you the truth it looks like a complete and total piece of crap. So, in order for me to enjoy a nice relaxing Christmas with my friends and family, I must first decide what to do about this god-awful carpet. I could burn it, of course, or hide it in the attic, but those are temporary solutions! What I need is a hero, nay a god, with the necessary expertise to make my shitty old carpets shine!
That it is why I turned to the only authority I could trust, the all glorious all mighty internet! Because I live in Battersea, I had to press the keys ever so gently, because as we all know people from Battersea are kind of brutish, I know I am. Anywho, after I have typed the thing I was typing, I found Cleaning Experts, to be available for the weekend, all the other cleaning companies were booked throughout the season. The holidays are so busy it is ridiculous, and I know ridiculous!
To tell you the truth I have been so wired lately, thank god for those kinds of services that cater to my wish to have a jolly and quite merry Christmas. The thing about Christmas is that is quite sad when your carpet is dirty, and the people have to show up sometime tomorrow. I they don’t show up, I would be quite devastated, quite devastated indeed! Cleaning is the process of removing dirt from carpets, and be that as it may, I have to say that I could not manage to do it alone! There isn’t a shred in me that wish to clean, not on this most holy of holidays, the birth of our savior, Jeburs Fries.
Jeburs was born in a barn or something sometime ago, and ever since then he has been with us, in our hearts and in our stockings. Be praised, oh holiest of holies, king of kings, burger king and whatnot. I know that in time people will look to back to Jeburs and say “That is some ugly ass hippie!’, and they will laugh and throw stones at him, and everything will be well with the world once more!
Nothing left for me now, but to go to sleep. You never know, who might be knocking on your door tomorrow, it could be Jeburs, or some copper trying to rape you with his night stick. It is all part of life’s little challenges, and if we as people don’t embrace the possibility of having something, and something once again, then we have to be sure, that we have everything in order for when the holidays kick in. My caret is itching so I will be cleaning it soon…
That it is why I turned to the only authority I could trust, the all glorious all mighty internet! Because I live in Battersea, I had to press the keys ever so gently, because as we all know people from Battersea are kind of brutish, I know I am. Anywho, after I have typed the thing I was typing, I found Cleaning Experts, to be available for the weekend, all the other cleaning companies were booked throughout the season. The holidays are so busy it is ridiculous, and I know ridiculous!
To tell you the truth I have been so wired lately, thank god for those kinds of services that cater to my wish to have a jolly and quite merry Christmas. The thing about Christmas is that is quite sad when your carpet is dirty, and the people have to show up sometime tomorrow. I they don’t show up, I would be quite devastated, quite devastated indeed! Cleaning is the process of removing dirt from carpets, and be that as it may, I have to say that I could not manage to do it alone! There isn’t a shred in me that wish to clean, not on this most holy of holidays, the birth of our savior, Jeburs Fries.
Jeburs was born in a barn or something sometime ago, and ever since then he has been with us, in our hearts and in our stockings. Be praised, oh holiest of holies, king of kings, burger king and whatnot. I know that in time people will look to back to Jeburs and say “That is some ugly ass hippie!’, and they will laugh and throw stones at him, and everything will be well with the world once more!
Nothing left for me now, but to go to sleep. You never know, who might be knocking on your door tomorrow, it could be Jeburs, or some copper trying to rape you with his night stick. It is all part of life’s little challenges, and if we as people don’t embrace the possibility of having something, and something once again, then we have to be sure, that we have everything in order for when the holidays kick in. My caret is itching so I will be cleaning it soon…