Cleaning and such!
Imagine me, a person who though he had everything, forced into a situation such as this. To be honest with you I kind of foresaw it coming, but I didn’t have neither the courage not the smarts to get myself out while it was still time. Well, it is not like I tried that hard. Anyway, long story short, this weekend I got a visit from my dear old cousin Timmy. Timmy Tim we used to call him, Little Timmy Tim, who can be seen playing in a mud puddle, covered with filth from top to bottom. Oh, those were the days : what an god-awful times we live in nowadays. Where is the juice that fuled our mothers and fathers to explode and create a generation, compared with it, our looks like a rotten pile of crap. Honestly, where is the love, people? But I digress. \
My cousin was a real rascal, and I can tell he still is. I thought I was going to have a blast, spending a whole week with my crazy cousin, but alas he got in my way and that is something really bad, especially when your boss is all over your case. I got him to apply for a job, but instead of getting the job and earning my respect, he went ahead and knocked Mr Heisenberg’s coffee, which resulted in a big mess, right in my bosses office.
Needless to say tis was I who went ahead and called for people to come over and clean, and at my expense. Thank god I still had that number for the Cleaning Experts, or otherwise I was pretty much done for. Anyway, it was all well and good again, and not after long everybody forgot that that ugly thing ever happened. Oh boy, talk about annoying relatives. The bloke even had the audacity to skip paying me for the damage he caused to my office. I tell you the nerve of some people.
Oh well, I was glad to get rid of him, after all it is enough to make any man sick, and after all who wouldn’t be sick by someone of my cousin’s caliber. Anyway, another interesting thing is that I started eating carrots in the morning. That is surely something very interesting, because carrots are known to possesses all the 12 important vitamins and mineral. When I eat carrots, I feel like I am on some wonderful drug, because it gives me so much energy.
Now I feel like I can take over the world. Metaphorically speaking of course, for to take over the world will be an act most heinous, that I could not even begin to envision the monster would thing about such a vile thing.
My cousin was a real rascal, and I can tell he still is. I thought I was going to have a blast, spending a whole week with my crazy cousin, but alas he got in my way and that is something really bad, especially when your boss is all over your case. I got him to apply for a job, but instead of getting the job and earning my respect, he went ahead and knocked Mr Heisenberg’s coffee, which resulted in a big mess, right in my bosses office.
Needless to say tis was I who went ahead and called for people to come over and clean, and at my expense. Thank god I still had that number for the Cleaning Experts, or otherwise I was pretty much done for. Anyway, it was all well and good again, and not after long everybody forgot that that ugly thing ever happened. Oh boy, talk about annoying relatives. The bloke even had the audacity to skip paying me for the damage he caused to my office. I tell you the nerve of some people.
Oh well, I was glad to get rid of him, after all it is enough to make any man sick, and after all who wouldn’t be sick by someone of my cousin’s caliber. Anyway, another interesting thing is that I started eating carrots in the morning. That is surely something very interesting, because carrots are known to possesses all the 12 important vitamins and mineral. When I eat carrots, I feel like I am on some wonderful drug, because it gives me so much energy.
Now I feel like I can take over the world. Metaphorically speaking of course, for to take over the world will be an act most heinous, that I could not even begin to envision the monster would thing about such a vile thing.